How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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Knock-Knock!

The Big Short

Calling the Shots

We Can Handle the Truth

Changing Hands

Hair Brained

Emery Boards and Eyelash Curlers

A Better F Word

How to F*ck Up Your Face

Scorpio Season

Makeover Magic

That's Entertainment!

Putting Yourself First

Blush's Quirky Little Secret

That Slippery Slope

The Pleasure Principle

Blade Runner

Good Old News

Stepping into the Present

Arch Support

Risky Business

Mean Girl

The Mustache

Amuse Cooch

Silver Linings

You Are Simply Magnificent

You're Only As Old As You Look

A Few In-Office Treatments Worth Springing For

“Pretty Things” Therapy

A Poreless Complexion

A Lightbulb Moment

What Lies Beneath

Droopy Lids or Bedroom Eyes?

Hype in a Jar

The "I Feel Bad About My Neck" Club 

Happy News From an Unlikely Source

What Do We Want? Radiance! When Do We Want It? Now!

Non-Essential vs Most Essential

(Un)Likely Stories

A Different Kind of Vampire Facial

Gone Girl

How the Lady Lost Her Spots

Does Kindness Make You More Attractive?

The Truth About Collagen

"Good Genes and A Lot of Money"

A Tale of Two Faces

Thinking of Having Some "Work" Done? Read This First.

The Only Facial Exercise Worth Doing [dealing with mirror demons]

Winning at the Beauty Game

The Lines Around Your Eyes

I'm Happy to See You!

philosophical and practical advice for anyone who's ever looked into a mirror

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