I’ve been on vacation in Maine, where twice a year I win a fried clam eating contest with myself at Bob’s Clam Hut. Bob’s fried whole belly clam platter is, to me, one of Maine’s most ravishing sights.
When I’m not face-down in a fried clam platter or lobster roll, I’ve noticed there’s a striking number of people up here with gray or white hair. (Maine’s…
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