Archive - How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

helping a reader with a hair-dentity crisis

Feb 18 •

plus, is your face likeable?

Feb 11 •

Teeth on the Move

plus, your body hair grooming journey

Feb 4 •

January 2025

The Great Cosmetic Upsell

could it happen to you?

Jan 28 •

Miracle Leggings Are Here!

plus, HNTFUYF-ers' favorite products

Jan 21 •

The Ultimate Reader Recs List

the cosmetics and sunscreens HNTFUYF-ers love

Jan 20 •

Into the Arms of Morpheus(8)

plus, the internet strikes again

Jan 14 •

Who Needs a Tinted Sunscreen?

it might be you...

Jan 7 •

December 2024

Is Your Face Falling?

Dec 31, 2024 •

A Little (Orgasmic) Relief

HNTFUYF goes to the movies

Dec 26, 2024 •

Milk and Cookies Beauty

plus, a red flag about a common supplement

Dec 24, 2024 •

plus, an unusual gift guide

Dec 17, 2024 •

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