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Makeup Masterclass No. 3
a plethora of products for the pilling prone
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Valerie Monroe
47
Steaming Your Face? Read this first.
plus, avoiding counterfeit creams
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Valerie Monroe
52
The "I Feel Bad About My Neck" Club
a repost for any HNTFUYF-ers who feel like scarves aren't the answer
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Valerie Monroe
73
A Penny for Your Wrinkles?
plus, inebriated-induced confusion
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Valerie Monroe
20
In Search of the Perfect (DIY) Waves
plus, naked and—finally—unafraid
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Valerie Monroe
72

March 2024

Chins, Pores, and... Arachnids?
what we see and what we can't see
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Valerie Monroe
34
Makeup Masterclass No. 2
in which our Resident Makeup Artist offers easy upgrades
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Valerie Monroe
29
What "Ageless" Actually Looks Like
plus, scalp coming through!
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Valerie Monroe
54
Here a Tweak, There a Tweak
plus, a little inside beauty intel from Tokyo
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Valerie Monroe
37

February 2024

Pillow(face) Talk
plus, a twisted personal account
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Valerie Monroe
68
A Healthy Skincare Diet
plus a Japanese sunscreen recommendation
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Valerie Monroe
16
Undereye Baggage
plus, George Washington's beauty secrets
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Valerie Monroe
35
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