How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
Scorpio Season

Scorpio Season

putting the sting back in skincare

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Valerie Monroe
Nov 02, 2021
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Good morning, dear Substack friends. I hope by the time you read this I’ll be in finer spirits, but at the moment I’m in a bad, bad mood. This tends to happen around my birthday, which I mention only because I’m a Scorpio…which I mention only because Scorpios seem to have a terrible rep when it comes to anger and, naturally, stinging reproaches.

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