How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
You're Only As Old As You Look

You're Only As Old As You Look

wait, I meant feel! feel!

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Valerie Monroe
Jul 06, 2021
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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
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You're Only As Old As You Look
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I’ve been watching the brilliant comedy series The Larry Sanders Show (it aired between 1992-1998 and is now on HBOMax), which is as wildly sexist and ageist as it is hilarious. On the show, 70 is the new 90; in other words, to the 30-, 40-, and 50-year-old characters, people in their seventies—so people my age—are physically and intellectually decrepit…

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