How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
Happy News From an Unlikely Source

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Valerie Monroe
May 06, 2021
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just a head’s up

she is so queasy about you know what i mean

publicizing herself val probably thinking about it too much

insists that eye aye i

—a poet unenticed by the unflagging enthusiasms

of the vendors of concealer and such—

tell you she was recently interviewed on one of the most

popular beauty podcasts

it’s called Fat Mascara

heck you are right what …

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