How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How the Lady Lost Her Spots

How the Lady Lost Her Spots

"Ask Val" answers your urgent questions, VOL. 3

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Apr 08, 2021
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Spring is finally here! Take your pods outside!

Yes, you, in the sexy leopard negligee with matching slides?

Q: “I’ve noticed I’m getting more age spots on my face. How can I get rid of them?”

A: You’re obviously aware that some spots are considered beautiful or stylish while others are definitely not. The beautiful ones—like these on a magnificent feline—…

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