How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
You Are Simply Magnificent

You Are Simply Magnificent

yes, you. no ifs, ands, or "you haven’t seen my butt!"

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Valerie Monroe
Jul 13, 2021
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Dear readers, you always surprise me.

Just when I think you’re most interested in finding the best eye cream (you don’t need one; use your moisturizer), you let me know you’re at least if not more interested in higher-level discourse around the subject of beauty.

I don’t know how many of you are practicing mirror meditation but you responded to that pos…

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