How Not to F*ck Up Your Face | Valerie Monroe | Substack

one of aging’s most painful truths

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plus, the HNTFUYF world tour

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and a bit of merch fun in not-so-fun times

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plus, navigating a tite situation

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plus, new self-tanning territory?

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plus, good news for selfie-haters

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plus, when in doubt, (probably) throw it out

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also, do you have conflicting feelings about your face?

Apr 5

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