How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
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Oct 26, 2021
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Call me macabre (‘tis the season after all) but I want to know what supermodel Linda Evangelista’s “brutal disfigurement” looks like. (The only google images that come up show her looking like an attractive woman of normal weight.) I’m a little ashamed of my curiosity, though not so ashamed that I won’t bring it up here. I absolutely believe Evangelista…

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