How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
A Different Kind of Vampire Facial

A Different Kind of Vampire Facial

the beauty of occasionally avoiding the looking glass

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Valerie Monroe
Apr 15, 2021
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Short one today.

Do you, like so many of us, feel like you desperately need a holiday?

Why not take a vacation from your face?

After a day (or two) of not looking at yourself, you’ll either think you look a lot worse than you do or you’ll look a lot worse than you think you do. Both attitudes have their advantage. 

When you decide to reintroduce yourself t…

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