How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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Last week, longtime advice columnist and Sorceress-in-Chief E. Jean Carroll posted a reader question on her addictive Substack that went like this:

Dear E. Jean:

I was trying on clothes tonight, figuring out what to wear for a job interview. At first, when I inspected myself in the mirror, I thought I was pretty, slim and attractive. But then I viewed mys…

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