Blush's Quirky Little Secret
plus, a reliable, if inexpert, tutorial
The older I get, the less I wear. Makeup, that is.
Why? The reason lies in the very point of wearing it—to imitate the appearance of robust health and reproductive vigor. (And you thought you were only painting your face!) A 20-, 30-, or 40-year-old woman with flushed cheeks, a mouth stained to look plump and biteable, and dark lashes emphasizing the whi…
Keep reading with a 7-day free trial
Subscribe to How Not to F*ck Up Your Face to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.