How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
The "I Feel Bad About My Neck" Club 

The "I Feel Bad About My Neck" Club 

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Valerie Monroe
May 11, 2021
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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
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There were moments at O, The Oprah Magazine that made me wonder if all us beauty-oriented women share a collective unconscious. Not the kind that comes from having been brainwashed by marketers telling us this or that cream/lotion/solution would render us 100 times more attractive/youthful/successful. I mean the kind where we seem to have a mind-meld—al…

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