How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How to F*ck Up Your Face

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Valerie Monroe
Nov 09, 2021
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The doctor hesitated just before leaving me in the hands of a physician assistant in the treatment room. “You can call your next post, ‘How to F*ck Up Your Face!’” she said gleefully as she slipped out the door.

“Ha,” I said to her back.

In fact, I f*cked up my face a long time ago the way many of you may have: presenting it to the sun like a sacrificial …

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