How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
A Tale of Two Faces

A Tale of Two Faces

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Valerie Monroe
Mar 25, 2021
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I heard the miraculous Frances McDormand say in a recent interview (with Nomadland director Chloé Zhao) how pleased she was about someone’s assessment that looking at her face was like visiting one of our country’s national parks. Isn’t it, though? As majestic and breathtaking as Yellowstone. (Her own retelling starts around minute 12 but the entire int…

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