How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
What Do We Want? Radiance! When Do We Want It? Now!

What Do We Want? Radiance! When Do We Want It? Now!

get it for real—and fake it till you make it

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Valerie Monroe
May 04, 2021
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I was thinking about how to write about inner beauty, and it made me feel like a steakhouse waiter pushing the kale salad. It’s fresh! It’s good for your colon! I thought, If Patti Smith can write engagingly about cigarette butts and dirty socks, why can’t I find a way to write about inner beauty?

But I think I’ve got it—because generating your inner glo…

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