How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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The Mustache

The Mustache

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Valerie Monroe
Aug 03, 2021
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“Ask Val” answers your urgent questions, Vol. 11

Yes, you, in the double mask and scrubs, waving—what is that, a surrender flag?

Q: I know you’ve written about this before but I’ve been so busy taking care of other people I haven’t had time for myself. When I remove my masks, I’m plagued (excuse the expression) by my mustache. Can you help?

A: A heroine! A…

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