How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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Have you ever thought that our occupation—or preoccupation, as the case may be—with our eyebrows is an indication of vanity? I assumed it was. Because in my mind, I considered the brows to be only an accessory of a face’s essential or principal aspects. Excessive time on brow-grooming felt excessively narcissistic. (Moderately narcissistic being more ac…

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