How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
The Only Facial Exercise Worth Doing [dealing with mirror demons]

The Only Facial Exercise Worth Doing [dealing with mirror demons]

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Mar 18, 2021
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The Only Facial Exercise Worth Doing [dealing with mirror demons]
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This exercise, it’s probably not what you think. I mean, there’s no face yoga at Val’s beauty retreat. Why not? Because, though it might have a small effect, it won’t make an appreciable difference in your jowls or wrinkles.

So, ready or not, let’s start right out with the tough stuff: confronting your mirror demons. I call them the happiness assassins. 

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