How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
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in the world of beauty situations named after creatures, crow's feet are so much nicer than spider veins

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Valerie Monroe
Mar 11, 2021
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I woke up this morning thinking about you, about what you might want to read, about what might be the most fun and informative way to give you a little gift of something in your inbox. And for some reason, crow’s feet came to mind.

I have strong feelings about crow’s feet: I like them. Personally, I think crow’s feet are the least unbeautiful of wrinkles…

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