How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
The Big Short

The Big Short

turning iPad face and other lemons into lemonade

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Valerie Monroe
Dec 28, 2021
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This is a short post today about a short person, the shortcomings of a particular government’s policies, a short-circuited travel plan, and finally, the benefits of refusing to be short-sighted or to feel short-changed.

The long and the short of it: For the past 26 months my three-year-old granddaughter, M, has known me only by my face on an iPad. When I…

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