How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
Amuse Cooch

Amuse Cooch

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Jul 27, 2021
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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
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This week, as I settle into a slightly dreary, colorless post-vacation life, I thought a fun (if not wise) antidote might be to take a brief ride through beauty’s amusement park. Actually, I have another reason: The eyebrow experts I need to interview in order to write helpfully about disappearing brows are evidently so busy I couldn’t reach them in tim…

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