How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

Share this post

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
Droopy Lids or Bedroom Eyes?

Droopy Lids or Bedroom Eyes?

sometimes, it's a matter of perspective

Valerie Monroe's avatar
Valerie Monroe
May 25, 2021
∙ Paid
11

Share this post

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
Droopy Lids or Bedroom Eyes?
18
Share

During a recent podcast interview (episode 299 of Fat Mascara), I was asked what appearance issue women seem most concerned with. Eyes, I thought without hesitation. Many of you have written to me about droopy upper lids, dark circles, and puffiness. It’s no surprise our inner aesthetic critic focuses on our eyes, the communicators of so much—the state …

Keep reading with a 7-day free trial

Subscribe to How Not to F*ck Up Your Face to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.

Already a paid subscriber? Sign in
© 2025 VJMonroe LLC
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start writingGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture

Share