How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
A Poreless Complexion

A Poreless Complexion

and other musings on perfection

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Valerie Monroe
Jun 15, 2021
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A weird thing happened after I wrote my last post. If you read it, you’ll know I mentioned that a good way to feel more pleased with your appearance is to invest in flattering bathroom lighting. I bragged about the quality and favorable effects of my own. Not five minutes after I hit “Publish” did the lights in my bathroom flicker spookily and then—pfff…

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