How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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I'm talking about my daily skincare routine
Sep 27, 2022 • 
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Easy, Effective—and Inexpensive
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I Call BS on "Aging Gracefully"
a repost for those *who might’ve missed it (or who need a gentle reminder)*
Apr 27, 2024 • 
Valerie Monroe
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The Five Signs of Aging
plus, feet season prep
May 25, 2024 • 
Valerie Monroe
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Hype in a Jar
what's in your medicine cabinet... gifts from the tooth fairy? (a repost)
Jun 22, 2024 • 
Valerie Monroe
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A New Botox Diary Entry
with a different and insightful perspective
Jan 23, 2024 • 
Valerie Monroe
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A New Botox Diary Entry
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Forehead Reduction
and other eyebrow-raising TikTok trends
Dec 26, 2023 • 
Valerie Monroe
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Forehead Reduction
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Vitamin C Serum: A Polemic
plus, inner beauty: a non-polemic
Aug 29, 2023 • 
Valerie Monroe
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The "I Feel Bad About My Neck" Club
a repost for any HNTFUYF-ers who feel like scarves aren't the answer
Apr 13, 2024 • 
Valerie Monroe
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This Is Your Skin on Booze
it's pretty much what you'd expect...
Jun 20, 2023 • 
Valerie Monroe
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Makeup Masterclass No. 1
our Resident Makeup Artist reveals 12 tricks
Feb 6, 2024 • 
Valerie Monroe
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Makeup Masterclass No. 1
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Nuke the Crow's Feet?!
plus, why I have packing tape on my face
Jun 27, 2023 • 
Valerie Monroe
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Is Kindness Making a Comeback?
bringing it all back home (in a repost)
Aug 10, 2024 • 
Valerie Monroe
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