How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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Easy, Effective—and Inexpensive
I'm talking about my daily skincare routine
 • Valerie Monroe
I Call BS on "Aging Gracefully"
a repost for those *who might’ve missed it (or who need a gentle reminder)*
 • Valerie Monroe
The Five Signs of Aging
plus, feet season prep
 • Valerie Monroe
Are Facials Ever Worth the $$$?
do facials work over the long-term? how often should you have one? or should you? (a repost)
 • Valerie Monroe
A New Botox Diary Entry
with a different and insightful perspective
 • Valerie Monroe
Hype in a Jar
what's in your medicine cabinet... gifts from the tooth fairy? (a repost)
 • Valerie Monroe
Vitamin C Serum: A Polemic
plus, inner beauty: a non-polemic
 • Valerie Monroe
Forehead Reduction
and other eyebrow-raising TikTok trends
 • Valerie Monroe
The "I Feel Bad About My Neck" Club
a repost for any HNTFUYF-ers who feel like scarves aren't the answer
 • Valerie Monroe
Makeup Masterclass No. 1
our Resident Makeup Artist reveals 12 tricks
 • Valerie Monroe
This Is Your Skin on Booze
it's pretty much what you'd expect...
 • Valerie Monroe
Nuke the Crow's Feet?!
plus, why I have packing tape on my face
 • Valerie Monroe
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