How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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Magic Martha
plus, kitty whiskers and sunscreen supplements
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Valerie Monroe
34
Watch Your Tone(r)!
plus, a plea for harmony
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Valerie Monroe
26
A ❤️ Letter to Mothering
the joy and grief of letting go
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Valerie Monroe
85
A Victory for E. Jean Carroll
following up on this morning’s post, in 24 point type
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Valerie Monroe
103
You Say "Miasma," I Say Melasma
a skin condition that can feel like harassment
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Valerie Monroe
40
Cruisin' for a Bruisin'?
plus, a moment of neediness from your devoted correspondent
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Valerie Monroe
47
April 2023
Beware the Undertoad!
can you go gray overnight?
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Valerie Monroe
48
Winning at the Beauty Game
you must unlearn what you have learned
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Valerie Monroe
35
A Fresh Take on the Going Gray Decision
from a gifted new friend
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Valerie Monroe
73
Join me on Notes
A new place to connect
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Valerie Monroe
2
I Call BS on "Aging Gracefully"
plus, the last day of our birthday-sale party!
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Valerie Monroe
67
Another Magic Ingredient?
plus, stardust, sneakers, and...toilets
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Valerie Monroe
38
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