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Ring Finger Zinger
plus, hang onto your eyebrows and dry skin fixes
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Valerie Monroe
39
November 2023
Bugs Beauty
plus, is your face in transition?
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Valerie Monroe
37
I Wear My Sunscreen at Night...
...says one curious reader. plus, $230 scented water? for babies?
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Valerie Monroe
47
Growing in the Gray
illustrator Aubrey Hirsch pictures an enviable transition
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Valerie Monroe
98
A Cult of Gone Girls?
plus, swimming against the beauty industry tide
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Valerie Monroe
78
October 2023
Shampoo Hair-oines
plus, dandruff—a.k.a. the lipstick-on-your-teeth of scalp problems
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Valerie Monroe
59
How to Choose an In-Office Treatment
the questions you probably aren't asking, but should
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Valerie Monroe
39
The Gray Brow Blues
and the key to finding your shade
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Valerie Monroe
58
Undereye Hollows: a DIY Approach
plus, more beauty industry smoke and mirrors?
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Valerie Monroe
42
Facial Filler Ups...and Downs
plus, the world's oldest beauty adviser; it's not me!
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Valerie Monroe
35
September 2023
Harmonizing Your Bottom?
plus, the best advice about a very annoying skin condition
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Valerie Monroe
43
The Barbie/Golda Effect
plus, four eye questions and four eye answers
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Valerie Monroe
40
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