How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
Cruisin' for a Bruisin'?

Cruisin' for a Bruisin'?

plus, a moment of neediness from your devoted correspondent

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Valerie Monroe
May 02, 2023
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Welcome readers, old and new! How happy I am to see you here again, where judgment about aesthetic choices is suspended and we gaze with admiration upon each other’s noble presence… and sneakers.

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