How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

Another Magic Ingredient?

plus, stardust, sneakers, and...toilets

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Valerie Monroe
Apr 04, 2023
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Welcome to the hundreds of new readers who’ve dropped in during the past couple of weeks. You’re arriving from so many different directions I wonder if you know where you are! Read this to get an idea of what you’re in for. If it feels right, please find a comfy seat, settle in, and enjoy the ride.

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