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Winning at the Beauty Game
"you must unlearn what you have learned"
Mar 16, 2021
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Bosoms 'n Bunions
one's lovely, the other's not
Jul 1
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Valerie Monroe
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Left to Our Own Devices
separating the quacks from the hacks
Jun 24
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Valerie Monroe
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Easy, Effective—and Inexpensive
Sep 27, 2022
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I Call BS on "Aging Gracefully"
Apr 27, 2024
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Valerie Monroe
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The Five Signs of Aging
May 25, 2024
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A New Botox Diary Entry
Jan 23, 2024
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Hype in a Jar
Jun 22, 2024
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Forehead Reduction
Dec 26, 2023
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Valerie Monroe
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Big Little Spenders
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Jun 17
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Valerie Monroe
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Your Most Essential Skincare
“What’s the best sunscreen?” you asked. “The most expensive one,” said no doctor ever. (an updated repost)
Jun 14
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Valerie Monroe
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Moisturizing Miracle or Butt of a Joke?
plus, a cheap and cheery lagniappe
Jun 10
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Valerie Monroe
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Sunscreen Surprise
plus, the facial hair follies
Jun 3
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Valerie Monroe
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Feeling Crepey? Some Advice
plus, the first and last words about "old people smell"
May 27
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Does Facial Acupuncture Have a Point?
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May 20
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Valerie Monroe
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A Skin Care Chat with Veteran Beauty Editor Val Monroe
A recording from Val Monroe and Sari Botton's live video
May 13
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