You Say "Miasma," I Say Melasma

a skin condition that can feel like harassment

Welcome readers, old and new!

Before we get into today’s nitty-gritty, a brief but delectable description (sent to me by a friend) of a $$$ facial cream.

Introducing [said facial cream]—infused with rare Moonlight Flower, an elusive plant that blooms one night a year, and only for a few hours. Hand-picked at its peak potency and immediately flash frozen…