How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
World Wrinkles Day

World Wrinkles Day

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Valerie Monroe
Oct 11, 2022
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Wrinkles, wrinkles, everywhere! Well, almost everywhere (see below). If you have wrinkles and you like some of ‘em, raise your hand—and please tap the ❤️ button above. It releases a vial of filler into the atmosphere, where it helps plug the hole in the ozone layer.

According to the World Health Organization and the International Menopause Society (IMS)…

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