How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
Wisdom for the Ages

Wisdom for the Ages

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Sep 05, 2023
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Welcome readers, old and new.

Today’s post comes to you from a Maine farmhouse, where a kind friend puts me up every summer for a week of bliss. I’m writing this next to an open window through which wafts a lovely floral odor I can’t identify. But who needs to know the source of all gorgeousness?

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