How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
Who Wants a Nu Face?

Who Wants a Nu Face?

personally, I'm still waiting for pop-off heads

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Valerie Monroe
Aug 01, 2023
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To write this post, I’m taking a break from spending many, many hours in a warmish saltwater pool and a warmish Pacific Ocean with M, my five-year-old granddaughter. We’re vacationing in Hawaii, which in someone’s geographically disordered mind is halfway between her home in Tokyo and mine in New York. The truth is, I would crawl across the world to spe…

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