How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
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Valerie Monroe
May 30, 2023
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Welcome readers, old and new!

Today’s post is a bit of a gift bag. What are we celebrating? My cataract surgery, which has left me with 20/20 hyper-vision in the treated eye (vivid, peacock blues! tiny type! dusty baseboards!) and the sensation of peering through a dirty plastic sheet in the other one. Working on the computer makes me feel as if my head …

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