How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

Share this post

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
Happy Birthday to Us!

Happy Birthday to Us!

we're in a gift-giving mood. plus, the bottom-line on hormone creams

Valerie Monroe's avatar
Valerie Monroe
Mar 14, 2023
∙ Paid
154

Share this post

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
Happy Birthday to Us!
12
Share

Welcome readers, old and new! HNTFUYF has just reached its second birthday and my, how we’ve grown—from around 200 subscribers to more than 10,000! As a special thank you, I’m knocking 20% off paid subscriptions to HNTFUYF for the next 30 days. Aren’t birthmonths more fun than birthdays? Your valuable dollars support an ad-free HNTFUYF, so I can deliver…

Keep reading with a 7-day free trial

Subscribe to How Not to F*ck Up Your Face to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.

Already a paid subscriber? Sign in
© 2025 VJMonroe LLC
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start writingGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture

Share