How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
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modern maladies: pillow-face and trout-lips

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Valerie Monroe
Jan 18, 2022
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I just spent a few minutes doing the mirror meditation. It didn’t go much of anywhere.

Among the distractions, a careful reader pointed out that in last week’s post I misspelled both Olivia Colman’s and Maggie Gyllenhaal’s surnames, in spite of my confession that I looked up Gyllenhaal’s name several times to try to spell it right. These kinds of mistake…

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