How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
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Jan 04, 2022
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I was staring out the window at another bleak, dank winter morning, struggling to imagine what might be a sunny first post for the year 2022, when—surprise!—a trio of emails from excellent readers fluttered into my inbox.

Susan B. asked about a solution for dry feet and cracked heels, a problem from which I suffer year-round, so the idea immediately appe…

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