How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
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Questions, questions! Val loves them! Please keep them coming! And now that I’ve used up this post’s ration of exclamation points, I’ll try to proceed with more equanimity. 😑

Oh, forget it! I’m so happy you’re here! Please hit that little ❤️ button before I explode!

“Ask Val” answers your urgent questions, Vol. 30.

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