How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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If you’ve been watching the HBO series The White Lotus, you may have noticed conspicuous dental situations on a couple of the young actresses. I noticed it immediately and had some thoughts; I wrote about them here.

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