How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
The Ponytail Facelift

The Ponytail Facelift

plus, reliving adolescent skin issues

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Valerie Monroe
Aug 30, 2022
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A couple of weeks ago I received a press release I wanted to tell you about but didn’t, because there always seemed to be more important news. But the ponytail facelift is important news. I (reasonably and naively) assumed it was the effect…

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