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One last glinting shard of a summer memory: As my little granddaughter, M, and I sat at the pool on side-by-side lounges during our recent Hawaii vacation, I said, “This is the life, Baby! What could be better?”
Under the blazing sun, M sipped carefully from her pineapple drink. “What could be better?” She took my question seriously. “If someone were fanning me,” she said. “Or if I could do this every day…”
My soul sister.
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