How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

Spot Reduction

smart advice about the ingredient that clears hyperpigmentation

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Valerie Monroe
Jul 28, 2026
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Welcome readers, old and new!

Please tap the ❤️ above before reading a few useful hints about how to determine whether that face you see online is real or AI generated.

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TikTok evidently now has a whadayacallit that lets you scan your face and then have the app match you with another person who looks almost exactly like you. I don’t recommend scanning your face on TikTok or any other app (except for Global Entry) but twinning is a fascinating idea, don’t you think? There’s an interesting study debunking the notion that long-married couples grow to look more alike, but seems to confirm that we choose mates who generally look like us (listen to my conversation with Steve Dayan, MD, for more on this).

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An inadvertent twinning situation occurred last week when I met my friend (and HNTFUYF muse), L, at Moynihan Station in New York City for a short trip to Philadelphia. We were going to check out the TOAST store there, as it offers “archived” styles at deep discounts. I’m not a big shopper, but a train excursion to a city I don’t often visit with L promised a lovely break from, well, everything.

When I found her at the station, she was easy to recognize: We were wearing the same blue-and-black checkered midi-length skirt. At the last minute, I’d swapped my white top for a black one—fortunate, as she was wearing a white blouse, which would’ve made our choices look even more deliberate.

“We’re invisible,” said L. “Who’s going to notice us?”

Before I could agree, a woman about our age swung by, gesturing to our skirts. “Cute!” she said.

I don’t have a photo of the skirt, but you can see the linen sundress (with good pockets) I grabbed—price slashed by about 70%—in the photo below.

Staying TOAST-Y cool in the heat. (Sandals are 25-year-old Manolos.)

Hurtle yourself over the paywall for grounded advice about an effective ingredient that eliminates hyperpigmentation (a.k.a. dark spots).

HNTFUYF is a payola-free, reader-supported zone. I get no cut from sales when I mention any kind of product. My recommendations are offered without obligation, making HNTFUYF one of the very few places where you can get unadulterated advice, beauty and otherwise.

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