How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
Makeup Refresh: Six Easy Pieces

Makeup Refresh: Six Easy Pieces

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Valerie Monroe
Jun 06, 2023
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Welcome readers, old and new!

This week you’re reading a VSP (Very Special Post) about updating your makeup routine. I rarely write about makeup—one of the cleverest and oldest ways we’ve used to trick others into thinking we’re finer mating material than perhaps we really are—because I’ve always been a makeup minimalist; it hasn’t seemed worth the atte…

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