How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
Magic Martha

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May 23, 2023
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Welcome readers, old and new. By now, you can’t possibly have missed the photo of Martha Stewart on the cover of one of this month’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues. At 81, she appears to have the face and body of a 40 year old. This, she claims, is due to regularly scheduled facials, pilates, and a magical green juice. I read the photo shoot took pl…

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