How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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Gentle readers, new and old, welcome! In honor of election day, an obscure piece of American history. Our fifth president, James Monroe—to whom I am unrelated but who, like me, once made a large purchase in Louisiana—married the willful Elizabeth, who loved all things French. While in France during the Reign of Terror (bold move), she helped rescue Mada…

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