How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
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Dec 19, 2023
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Please hit the ❀️ button to ensure this child gets into law school one day.

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Unsure what my granddaughter, M, wanted as a gift several holidays ago, I said, β€œGrammie wants to buy you a present, Baby. What would you like?” We were FaceTiming as she ate dinner.

β€œA present?” asked M. She stopped chewing. β€œI don’t know,”…

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