How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
Heavy Breathing

Heavy Breathing

and other ways we put ourselves to sleep

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Valerie Monroe
Mar 29, 2022
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So here we are, fresh from a warm bath, well-moisturized, comfortably arranged under a weighted blanket in our cool, blackout-curtained bedroom, tuned into our grown-up lullabies, and…spinning obsessively about, in my case, the mortifying fact that I misspelled Ukraine President Zelensky’s name in last week’s post. (Only his last name; I didn’t even try…

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