How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
Grammie Was High

Grammie Was High

the ups and downs (and all arounds) in a determined quest for beauty sleep

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Valerie Monroe
Mar 08, 2022
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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
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When you’ve been a lifelong champion sleeper and you’re slowly robbed of that gift (thanks, hormonal deficiencies of menopause), it can make you feel ungenerous toward your body, even betrayed. Which, in turn, can make you less than careful about what you put into it. That’s how I account for my willingness to try almost anything anyone suggests that pr…

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