How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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Wading into the old “Ask Val” archives for today’s post, I was flooded with affection for a well-known Someone I once worked with who consistently saw the world through rose-colored glasses. Without further ado:

“Ask Val” answers your urgent questions, Vol. 24

Yes, you, in that gorgeous Hervé Léger bandage dress?

Q: How do firming body lotions work?

A: The …

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